There was a congregation in pigs in Pune about the precautions of not getting infected by the Swine flu, there brothers in Mexico have transferred it to humans. They were warned to avoid human contact especially the sneezing ones. They were asked to wear masks and wash their legs frequently. They were also informed that they have procured enough TAMIFLU vaccines in the black market with the Fake Indian currency notes(FICN) which the Pakistan is printing day in and day out. The order for the import of other drugs is placed and may arrive shortly.
Also a voting was conducted about which place would be ideal to migrate once the Chinese succeed to break India into pieces. The exit polls predict it a tie between two states. The results will be notified in time for the migration. Stay tuned…….