Talking about rape these days is not taboo anymore. It has to the extent became so common like the word f***.
People will start saying “What the rape? ” instead of “What the f***?” . ” Who the rape are you? or The policeman would ask “why are you raping around this late in the night?”
To imply the real meaning we have to say ” we are f***ing, literally” ? “she was raped, literally”. “I was raped, literally by the sons of ministers”. “No literal raping. violators will be jailed for 10 years”.
Shiney ahuja would be testifying in the court –” I did not rape my maid but I f***ed with her consent and full support” . His lawyer would make a sign to him. Understanding what he missed he would add ” literally”.
Infact Shiney Ahuja should have a controlled himself for some time and gone for the magic lady with the literal and open consent from UP congress head, Rita. The media would be delighted to feed this Breaking news of Bollywood – politics crossover.
Rahul Gandhi is a worried man. May be he has still in his mind the consequences of the raping around, offcourse literally, by the Indian peace keeping force in Srilanka. He lost his father.
While Magic lady (Mayawati) is busy erecting statues for the Dalit Leaders. In which age is she? Why do we need Statues giving us directions when we have got GPS? I am pretty sure if those leaders are breathing through the statues of theirs they would have already choked by pollution to few more deaths.
A group of mentally deranged women at meet in a mental asylum in the border of UP – Bihar and MP. Woman from Bihar says ” You know in our state a rape victim gets Rs.10000 and pension. Other from MP says “In our state we get Rs.15000 and also pension of Rs.100 per month”. The last one says proudly, ” In UP a rape victim gets Rs.25000, medal and a photo with Mayawati”. These women are rape victims and are getting treatment away from the non repentant society which victimised them.
A family is watching news on television , A beautiful anchor says ” Honorary chief minister in function has inaugurated her own statue and later distributed compensation to a rape victim. She was raped by a group of party workers in local BSP office” . ” Immediately the girl says ” Dad the anchor did not say literallY! “